"Goddamn it, Loggins, the smooth grooves of this song will make it to at least #2!"
"You wanna come over? James Ingram and I are getting wasted and writing smooth music."
"What did you say? Yah mo' be there?"
Kenny Loggins[]
"You're drowning in the past, Mike. But I've got your life vest right here: it's called the 80's, and it's gonna be around forever!"
"Fuck you! You're not Koko. Koko's dead as shit."
Hollywood Steve[]
"Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You caught me relaxing in my music nook."
"Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You caught me basting some lamb shanks."
"Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You caught me taking a shit."
"Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You caught me attending the funeral of a loved one."
"Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me murdering a homeless woman."
"Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me making love."
"Hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. I'm ready for you this time."
"Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me becoming estranged from my spouse."
"Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me being beheaded by Islamic extremists."
As part of the 2005 Channy Awards opening Sequence.
Gino Balzarelli[]
"Yo, Mike, you wanna take it up the ass, or take it to the streets!?"
John Oates[]
"Shut the fuck up! All of you, shut the fuck up! Hall and I will not stand idly by while you California vagina sailors stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shit ... music!"
"Gino will get you everything you ever need: fame, fortune... vagina."
"Get your dick out of your heart! Do you even know what the kids on the street are listening to? Disco, motherfucker!"
Walter Becker[]
"Donald says, 'Koko's not truly dead until the smooth music is.'"
Steve Porcaro[]
"Alright Toto, I've done some research, and I've found out that the root chakra is my taint. That means she really wants to fuck me."
Dr. Dre[]
"Come on Amnesia Jack, you're a Doobie Brother... Michael McDonald, one smooth motherfucker!"