Article on SomethingAwful about him.
Steve Sutton, for those not familiar with him, is a 40-something Internet user who lives in Georgia, in a trailer, with his mother, on his brother's property. Steve is a self-proclaimed asexual virgin who enjoys animation, sci-fi, boiled peanuts, TV dinners, and tea. Steve dislikes virtually everything else. If I'm not mistaken, Steve left his brother's property only twice in the Year of our Lord, Twenty Oh Six.
...This Wiki is turning me into him.